INSTANT GRAHAM : @everyday_bigshot1997

TICK TOCK : @moncherofdonuts

AS YOU CAN SEE WE ARE THE NUMER ONE DEALER AROUND THE CITY OF [HYPERLINK BLOCKED] SPECIALIZING IN SELLING YOU CARS FOR THE LOW LOW LOW LOW LOW LOW LOW LOW LOW LOW LOW LOW LOW LOW LOW LO

MY PRICES ARE SO LOW I SHOULD BE IN A MENTAL INSTITUTION, WHICH I HAVE BEEN IN MANY MANY TIMES.

WHY DO WE? HOW? YOU SEE FELLOW CHUM WE DO IT FOR THE KROMER. THE SWEET SALLY BOOGA MONER. THE. THE. THE.

WE DO IT TO #(*& PEOPLE OVER WITH [The Classics You've Come to Expect!] AND A NICE HOT

AND FOR A LIMITID TIME ONLY WE ARE HAVING A [sale sale sale!] ON OUR SHINY NEW CUNGADERO! PAY HALF THE PRICE AND GET A BOOT UP YOU ASS!

HOLY SHIT!

NOW YOUMAY BE THINKING. THERES NO (#$*& WAY OUR PRICES ARE THIS LOW AND OUR CARS ARE THIS QUALITY. WELL YOU ARE

!!!WRONG!!!

BECAUSE WE HAVE THE EVERYTHING. ALL MAKES AND MODELS, NO CREDIT, NO PROBLEM.

ABOVE IS A CUSTOMER WHO IS SO SATISFIED THEY PRACTICALLY SHIT THEMSELFS...... A GREAT EXAMPLE OF THE BIG SHOT AUTOS QUALITY YOU HAVE COME TO KNOW....

please buy from me.

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